sometimes you have to just take some time and let yourself think about if god had the choice to make our bellybuttons buttholes or if they’re just 2 separate things

there’s a lot of things in your life that you could probably do if you put your brain towards it

because the internet is about watching people do things you wish that you were doing

walls are like friends

a good wall supports you even when you’re drunk

Dearest Rebecca Black,

You have nice teeth.

(I’m not trying to come onto you sexually)

(Source: youtube.com)

i like my eggs like i don’t like my animals - poached

Why do we have appendixes? Appendixes should only be in books. And even then, are they necessary?

3rd is the 2nd loser which is worse than being the 1st loser